My husband and I have done the threesome thing before. It's nothing new to us. Multiple times, we have found another male who was more than happy to join us for some good-and-sweaty. However, Steve decided that it was time to find someone of the softer sex to share in on some nastiness.

Now, I'm all for this. However, I have some reservations. It's not having another woman there, (been there, done that). It's how to go about finding one to sit in (or on, whatever).

I have this terrible fear of sounding like those dried up, boring ads you read in the Scene or anywhere else: "Married couple looking for bi-curious female for fondling..." You know what I'm talking about. It seems that everyone and their brother (well, only if they're really close) are looking for that single female to hop in the beds with them. I don't want to come off as the typical "guy can't stand the thought of being with another guy, but convinced wife to be with another woman" kinda couple.

I mean, it just seems so cliché. So, so, cheesy. I hate cheesy

And where are we supposed to find this bundle of round curves? It's not like I have a plethora of female friends. I don't know how to pick up women. I can get (almost) whatever I want from a man, but am completely lost when it comes to females. It's not like we go to a lot of places where we meet women and I have no desire whatsoever to place an ad in any adult magazine. (icky)

Sigh, I guess it's time for me to get over this fear of rejection, go to some bars and start stalking. I just have this uncanny knack of falling for the straight ones.

I think it should be up to Steve to find them for us, anyway. I mean, after all, I've been responsible for all the men we've been with. (Well, not responsible, but I found them.) As a matter of fact, I am astounded by how easy it is to find males that are, uh, shall we say, open-minded? I mean, with this society, it seems that more women are open to that train of thought than men are. So, where are all those bi-curious, open-minded soft packages of flesh, I ask you?

Damn, I knew I shoulda hung around with girls more in school...