I have decided that I want more penis. No, my husband is very well endowed, thank you. I mean, I want more penis on TV.

Almost every movie on cable has tits in it. Some even show full frontal FEMALE nudity. But no one ever shows a penis. Even ShowTime's late-night Saturday chopped to hell prons don't show them. What is with people that everyone can handle seeing women naked, but not men. Even females are expected to be comfortable with seeing fully nude women. But men can't look at a dick? Come on...

I think that if we started seeing more penises (what is the plural for that? penii? penes?) in movies and on TV, we would have fewer problems in relationships. Think about it. One of the claims of women is that men think/treat them like sex objects. Well, if we were all exposed to more penises, maybe they would get the hint a little. If anything, maybe they would become a little more secure in how they "measure up" and would quit feeling like they have to atone for it by buying sports cars or faster computers.

If anything, I'd, at least, get a good cheap thrill out of it.